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1. Maul wears black leather
2. Those golden eyes
3. He has two lightsabers (like testicles, two sabers are better than one)
4. He lives fast and dies young
5. Maul wisely bows out of the prequel trilogy after spending 2 hours listening to Jar-Jar Binks; Obi-Wan grows old in the desert, hangs out with a whining twit and then gets whacked by a cyborg.
6. Maul growls, Obi-Wan whines
7. Maul has better taste in clothes
8. Maul stands out, Obi-Wan blends in.
9. Maul has his own ship and a sithspeeder. Obi-Wan has to bum rides or walk.
10. Maul is apprentice to a future Emperor. Obi-Wan is apprentice to a future charcoal briquette.
11. Maul would have made Jar-Jar into Gungankabobs.
12. Maul offs a Jedi Master in direct combat, the best Kenobi can do is a lucky shot on an Apprentice.
13. Maul has horns
14. That stare
15. Those moves
16. That voice
17. That lip
18. Maul's bad
19. Obi let his master get killed
20. Obi helps Anakin become Darth Vader
21. He's Evil.
22. Those moves.... :D~
23. Exactly HOW far do those tattoos go?
24. The Glare.
25. He's proportionally built. ObiWan's just plain scrawny.
26. He has that spiffy double-bladed saber.
27. He's mysterious.
28. He does what he's told without hardly a word. ObiWan whines.
29. Two words: Black Leather.
30. Obi-Wan has to uphold the Jedi Code: "There is no passion, there is the Force".  With Maul you can have the Force AND passion.
31. Maul makes killing look sexy.  Obi-Wan makes it emotional.
32. Maul speaks only when he has something of value to say.  Obi-Wan whines about anything.
33. Darth Maul changed his name out of devotion to his order.  Obi-Wan changed his name to hide.
34. Maul moves with a tiger's grace. Obi-Wan runs like he's going for second base.
35. Darth Maul set out to destroy all of the Jedi even though he was one of only 2 men on this mission.  When the score was evened out Obi-wan went into hiding rather than confront the Sith.
36. I'd happily slip into bed with either of them, but only one of them could make me his eagerly devoted love slave.
37. Maul wisely bows out of the prequel trilogy after spending 2 hours listening to Jar-Jar Binks; Obi-Wan grows old in the desert, hangs out with a whining twit and then gets whacked by a cyborg.
38. Maul eradicates "pathetic life forms", Obi-wan just whines about them.
39. Maul offs a Jedi Master in direct combat, the best Kenobi can do is a lucky shot on an Apprentice.
40. HE'S JUST SO FUCKIN SEXY!!!!! AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
41. Maul growls, Obi-Wan whines.
42. He can fight two Jedi and still be in control of the action
43. He doesn't have to switch sides in order to win (Obi-Wan had to get angry ~ the way to the Darkside~ before he could even match Maul)
44. Maul has groovy tattoos on his face instead of pimples
45. Maul has his own ship and hover-Harley.  Obi-Wan has to hitch rides.
46. His clothes can kick ass all on their own.
47. Would YOU rather have a guy with black robes and tattoos or one with a cheesy rat-tail
48. -Maul has a DOUBLE-ENDED weapon
49. -puny Padawan or buffed Sith Apprentice?? You decide...
50. -Maul eradicates "pathetic life forms", Obi-wan just whines about them
51. With only 5 lines and minimal screen time, Darth Maul stole the entire movie from the Jedi stars.
52. His fans are as devoted to him as he is to the Sith Code. You gotta be pretty damn special to have a following like that.